Monday, August 1, 2011

Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool

So today while making a deposit at the porcelain bank, I lost myself thinking about all the toilet-based puns I have heard in my lifetime. Some are a little more creative than others, some reference pop culture, and some are just plain gross, but every poop pun is something we can all relate to. The following list contains some of the best #toilettweets I have heard:


Laying a TransAtlantic cable.


Offering a sacrifice to the porcelain gods.


Bombing Pearl Harbor.


Negotiating the release of some hostages.


Offloading some freight.


Painting the White House black.


Playing hide-n-seek with a mud turtle.


Prairie-doggin-it.


Sending some sailors to sea.


Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl.


Sinking the Bismark.


Brewing some hot chocolate.


Erupting the upside-down volcano.


Strangling Jabba the Hut.




I would post a few more, but it seems Nelson Mandela is trying to escape from prison.
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25 comments:

  1. Visionary:)August 1, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Sending some sailors to sea.

    haha its like where else would they go, space?
    funny stuff

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  2. Railard J.August 1, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    "Painting the White House black." LoL , I never heard that , just epic

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  3. MikeAugust 1, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    cool blog, follow mine

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  4. KenAugust 1, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    great quote man. I'd paint the white house black.

    Follow my blog too, and I will keep coming back here!

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  5. AlexAugust 1, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Some of these are brilliant man, love to see a part 2!

    Would love it if you remove captions though, it's really annoying :(

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  6. Arty GuitaristAugust 1, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    haha i've never heard so many toilet jokes. interesting to say the least

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  7. TheUndeclaredWinnerAugust 1, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Ha-ha poop jokes, what an intellectual and mature form of comedy.

    "Drop off a Count Dooku" - The Venture Bros. Henchman 21

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  8. kwileAugust 1, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Lmao sweet. Good post.

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  9. B-squaredAugust 1, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    lol funny shit.. +follow

    ^didnt even catch that till i was about to post it lol

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  10. 1HipHopBlogAugust 1, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    "Painting the White House black."

    That made me laugh for some reason.. lol

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  11. AnonymousAugust 1, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Haha those are some witty euphemisms. Never heard of most of them.

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  12. UnknownAugust 1, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    That last one is confusing me,heh.

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  13. LoneIslanderAugust 1, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    Well, that works.

    Following.

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  14. DilordAugust 2, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    LOOOL @ sending the browns to superbowl. This is funny stuff sir.

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  15. SuperGeekAugust 2, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    haha amazing

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  16. UnknownAugust 2, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Haha wow. I can't believe I have never herd any of these!

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  17. Come At Me BroAugust 2, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    This is great!

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  18. AnonymousAugust 2, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl.

    Best ever xD

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  19. Electric AddictAugust 2, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    lol "be right back honey just releasing the hostages" hahaha

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  20. Sub Radar (Mike)August 3, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Some of these got a hearty groan from me haha well done.

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  21. Diego SousaAugust 3, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    Put Obama in the jacuzzi! =D

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  22. LemurAugust 3, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    amazing XD

    turtle show its head!

    send an e-mail or fax

    XD

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  23. AnonymousAugust 4, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    LOL i never heard Strangling Jabba the Hut before

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  24. romuosezreAugust 4, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    L O fucking L
    followed

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  25. TheNomGamesAugust 4, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Followed! i really liked this!

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