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Today I played Halo: Reach for the first time with my brother. After enjoying a totally awesome game, I noticed one of the names of the other players:

For those of you that can't read because of the superb picture quality, his name is "duechcanoe." Has anyone seen any other awesome names?

Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool

So today while making a deposit at the porcelain bank, I lost myself thinking about all the toilet-based puns I have heard in my lifetime. Some are a little more creative than others, some reference pop culture, and some are just plain gross, but every poop pun is something we can all relate to. The following list contains some of the best #toilettweets I have heard:

Laying a TransAtlantic cable.


Offering a sacrifice to the porcelain gods.


Bombing Pearl Harbor.


Negotiating the release of some hostages.


Offloading some freight.


Painting the White House black.


Playing hide-n-seek with a mud turtle.


Prairie-doggin-it.


Sending some sailors to sea.


Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl.


Sinking the Bismark.


Brewing some hot chocolate.


Erupting the upside-down volcano.


Strangling Jabba the Hut.




I would post a few more, but it seems Nelson Mandela is trying to escape from prison.